Tagged with Sean Lowe

The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Five Recap

I’m going to try REALLY hard not to ramble on with 3,000 words worth of deep analysis for many reasons this week. Many reasons. Life is busy people – sure, it’s always busy, but lately – and maybe it’s the gorgeous weather calling to me, making me feel like I’m wasting every millisecond of precious … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Sean: The Women Tell All Recap

Well, now. What do we have here? Places everyone! Sixty year old lady in hot pink figure skating costume, complete with plunging neckline and sagging implants? You’ll do nicely in row number one. Disgruntled singletons perched atop tiny stools, crossing and uncrossing legs, in an effort to stay on said stools whilst avoiding cellulite patches … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Nine Recap

Well, what can I say?  The dream is gone.  I knew within a few minutes of the episode starting last night, that AshLee’s end was near.  And it made me so, very, sad. I knew it as soon as they replayed all those beautiful moments between them – the blindfold, him carrying her, her talking … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Eight Recap

I remember when hometowns were fun.  When they were a no holds barred, gun-wielding dad shit show riddled with small town American clichés.  But somewhere along the way, people started using hometowns as an actual way to gauge their potential future success as a married couple, and now, some of the magic seems to be … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Seven Recap

Ding, dong the witch is dead!  How many times have I typed that exact sentence, you ask?  Too many.  But also, not enough. Happy Valentine’s Week, peeps.  If this shit doesn’t put you in the mood for love, what does?  I’m proud to say that my gift this year was two-fold; 1) – my husband … Continue reading