Okay seriously? What the hell? We all knew it was coming. We knew Ben would be dropping the ‘L’ bomb on one of the ladies this week, because it’s been dragged on and on through every week like a cold sore that just won’t die. But we didn’t know he would be saying it to … Continue reading
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The Bachelor – Ben H: Episode 8 Recap
Another Monday, another episode, another step closer to Ben having a complete and total mental breakdown because he is legit in love with two women and is about to tell them both – gasp! – before the final rose is handed out. Isn’t that like, a Bachelor federal offense?!? I’ll be honest with you … Continue reading
The Bachelor – Ben H: Episode 7 Recap
Well, well, well… It seems like years since my last post. Maybe that’s because between my Episode 5 recap and now, I’ve worked a million-hour work-week only to wrap it up with a three-day 103˚ fever marathon from my youngest (still goin!), or maybe because so much has happened since then. I’m talking about the … Continue reading
the Bachelor – Ben H: Episode 4 Recap
I’m not going to apologize every week. I can’t do it. I’m not going to go through this emotional roller coaster of guilt and anxiety because I can feel you refreshing your mouse (is it still mice when you’re talking about computers?), waiting for my sacred words to fill your screen and give you a … Continue reading
The Bachelor – Ben H: Episode 3 Recap
K so let’s see how this goes. First of all, I know I’m late. It’s not quite as worrisome as a late period in eleventh grade, but I get it – you’re pissed. Secondly, I friggin’ hate my PVR. It’ll tape re-runs of Keeping up with the Kardashians (oh Kim…remember when you were the most … Continue reading
The Bachelor – Chris: Episode Five Recap
Oh Dear. This is bad. Like, really, really bad. I’d venture to say I’m somewhat of an expert on this show, having blogged about it more than 100 times (#wootwoot? or #hangmyheadinshame? #Undecided). I’ve seen (and painfully analyzed) my fair share of crazy on this show, whether it’s the wanna-be sex kitten Elizabeth Kitt (remember … Continue reading
The Bachelor Canada – Tim: Episode Four Recap
Like a seagull at a lighthouse, Tim perches himself on a rock, his fist boring into his chin in a moment of thoughtful reflection. “Will I ever find love?” he ponders. “Will I ever find someone who puts a sparkle (or any sort of light whatsoever) into my eyes?” I don’t know, Tim. Today is … Continue reading
The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Nine & The Men Tell All Recap
Well, here we are again. You know, I’ve been thinking about this whole (highly over-rated) ‘blog once a week’ thing and you know what? Is it really sooooo bad for me to recap two episodes at once? I’ve done it at least three times this season and you guys seem to be fine. There are … Continue reading
The Bachelor – Juan Pablo – Finale and After the Final Rose Recap
So I’m just sitting here, staring at my screen, sifting through my four pages of bullet points from last night’s episode, and honestly, I don’t know where to begin. The range of emotions I experienced last night can only be likened to that scene in Tangled where Rapunzel escapes her tower for the first time … Continue reading
The Bachelor – Juan Pablo: Episode Seven (sorta) and Eight Recap
So let me just set the scene for you: I’m pushing 36 – like really pushing it. Okay fine, I’m there. Today is my birthday (what! What!). To celebrate this foray into my late thirties (puke), I decided to wipe out on ice on my driveway last night. Like one hand bleeding, the other hand … Continue reading
