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The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Seven Recap

Ding, dong, the bitch is dead!  And, by bitch I mean the whiny bitch that was Michael.  Okay, so I’m a little less satisfied than I thought I’d be with Michael’s departure, namely because last night he was probably the least annoying he’s ever been.  I’m not sure if it’s because having him go on … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Six Recap

So the good news is that I figured out how to actually be entertained by another episode of The Bachelorette and, being the extremely generous person that I am, obviously I’m going to share it.  It’s really very simple and I’m not quite sure why I hadn’t thought of it before.  To think that episodes … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Five Recap

I hate to sound like a broken record here, people…but are you not just as BORED as I am???  Like really, REALLY bored??? At least on the bright side, I was finally able to confirm something I’ve wondered every season as I admire the adorable combo of pairing a mini dress with cowboy booties all … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Two Recap

Let’s just call this episode White Boy Problems.  Between the embarrassing rap video debacle and the general sense of competition between the guys to outshine each other with stories of disease, abandonment and neglect, it’s a wonder Dez isn’t throwing herself into an institution.  Depressing much? Depressing indeed.  Uh…but how about boring?  Cuz that’s pretty … Continue reading

Thoughts on…stuff

I’ve been debating writing this post all week.    Every time I’ve had a chance over these past few days, I tell myself to get going and write it.  Not so much because Ashley and JP’s wedding is that big of a deal, but because, as you know, I make promises to myself (and to you) … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: The Men Tell All

Okay, you know something’s wrong when Alessandro is the palest guy on the panel.  Last night’s spray-tanning convention – whoops – I mean ‘The Men Tell All, was sort of an ‘aha’ moment for me where I truly acknowledged the formula that is this show. Maybe it was the four hundred mini vases of every … Continue reading