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The Bachelorette – Emily: The Men Tell All

Okay, you know something’s wrong when Alessandro is the palest guy on the panel.  Last night’s spray-tanning convention – whoops – I mean ‘The Men Tell All, was sort of an ‘aha’ moment for me where I truly acknowledged the formula that is this show. Maybe it was the four hundred mini vases of every … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Seven

This write-up could go one of two ways;  I could either deliver short, witty remarks generated by the one or two borderline amusing moments of last night’s episode, resulting in a leisurely read to be enjoyed over morning coffee or I could do my usual – overcompensate for the total lack of anything amusing by … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Six

Top of the morning to ya! This week was full of surprises, no?  Little Ricki was finally sent back to Oz, leaving us blissfully in the company of adults only.  The promise of some action teased us all the way to Dubrovnik, Croatia (a place where I am dying to go – hint hint, Honey).  … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Five

Holy crap, this is long. Okay so first things first.  I am a douche bag.  Can girls be douche bags?  What is the female equivalent?  Is it one word or two?  So many important questions before 7:30 AM even hits! Here is why I am a douche bag.  Not that it matters at this point, … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode 4

Let’s see now, where were we?  I believe we left off last week with Arie being a clear front runner, Blaine sporting lip gloss, Joe ugly-crying his way back to loneliness and Emily having a clearer picture of what she’s looking for…thanks to her being able to see her reflection in the foreheads of every … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Three

Before it’s too late, I’d like to take this opportunity to solemnly acknowledge a group of you, dear readers and viewers.  I think you know who you are.  You like beer yet you are in touch with your feminine sides.  You claim not to watch this show, yet we can see those little eyes peeking … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Two

Oh Dear.  Toto, I don’t think we’re in Fantasy Land anymore. So here’s the thing.  I totally get Emily’s strategy here.  She’s trying to scare off some of the thrill-seekers and TV star wannabes with a cough syrupy dose of reality disguised as domestic bliss.  The cookies.  The soccer practice.  The pre-date meet-ups with her … Continue reading