Filed under DEZ

This is a promise.

This is a promise that my blog for Dez’s finale will be up Wednesday.  At some point.  I am putting it in writing because that makes it true, right?  Because everything you read on the internet is true.  RIGHT?

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Seven Recap

Ding, dong, the bitch is dead!  And, by bitch I mean the whiny bitch that was Michael.  Okay, so I’m a little less satisfied than I thought I’d be with Michael’s departure, namely because last night he was probably the least annoying he’s ever been.  I’m not sure if it’s because having him go on … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Six Recap

So the good news is that I figured out how to actually be entertained by another episode of The Bachelorette and, being the extremely generous person that I am, obviously I’m going to share it.  It’s really very simple and I’m not quite sure why I hadn’t thought of it before.  To think that episodes … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Five Recap

I hate to sound like a broken record here, people…but are you not just as BORED as I am???  Like really, REALLY bored??? At least on the bright side, I was finally able to confirm something I’ve wondered every season as I admire the adorable combo of pairing a mini dress with cowboy booties all … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Two Recap

Let’s just call this episode White Boy Problems.  Between the embarrassing rap video debacle and the general sense of competition between the guys to outshine each other with stories of disease, abandonment and neglect, it’s a wonder Dez isn’t throwing herself into an institution.  Depressing much? Depressing indeed.  Uh…but how about boring?  Cuz that’s pretty … Continue reading