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Bachelor Pad Three – The Grand Finale

Oddly, ‘wowsa’ is a phrase that comes to mind.  I really never thought I would use that phrase, yet here I am, still reeling from the effects of last night’s finale – the only finale in this show’s history that actually warrants the phrase ‘the most shocking finale ever’ and all I can think to … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode Seven

You would think that by now I have learned my lesson.  That by now I would understand that editing is a wondrous thing and can make you believe that the most simple of episodes, the most benign occurrences, will be fraught with excitement, tension and emotional turmoil. These are the hopes I had settling into … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode Six

Sup, peeps. So last night’s episode wasn’t as exciting and riveting as last week’s but it certainly had its moments, no?  I was expecting some light to be shed on certain issues that surfaced, such as Kalon being in love for real for the first time, or delving into the situation between Jaclyn and Ed, … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode Five

Hello dear friends, how I’ve missed you so!  I managed to survive my week away and I have to admit, coming home and watching last week’s PVR’d episode yesterday as a mere fan, without my laptop burning a hole into my uterus, was kinda nice.  Sure, I managed to fold seven loads of laundry while … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode Three

Okay clearly somebody upstairs does not want me to watch Bachelor Pad.  For the third week in a row, I experienced technical difficulties – this time a faulty PVR recording – which left me missing twenty full minutes of the beginning of the show.  Thankfully, my very own Super-Fans saved the day giving me the … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode Two

Okay, I’m just gonna say it.  I’m about as into the Olympics as I’m into the royal family.  If you remember my rants about Kate Middleton’s horrific wardrobe (come on, you know it’s gotten worse) and my total fascination with, well, the fascination people have with the royal family you’ll know that when I say … Continue reading

Bachelor Pad Three – Episode One

The joy that spread across my face last night from the moment I cast my eyes upon the slick, wet driveway of the Bachelor Pad mansion is almost indescribable.  Home at last.  Where the silicone flows like cheap vodka coolers and the tears flow harder than rain ruining a fantasy date in Costa Rica.  Where … Continue reading