Posted in May 2012

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Three

Before it’s too late, I’d like to take this opportunity to solemnly acknowledge a group of you, dear readers and viewers.  I think you know who you are.  You like beer yet you are in touch with your feminine sides.  You claim not to watch this show, yet we can see those little eyes peeking … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode Two

Oh Dear.  Toto, I don’t think we’re in Fantasy Land anymore. So here’s the thing.  I totally get Emily’s strategy here.  She’s trying to scare off some of the thrill-seekers and TV star wannabes with a cough syrupy dose of reality disguised as domestic bliss.  The cookies.  The soccer practice.  The pre-date meet-ups with her … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Emily: Episode One

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you’re not shocked by the fact that I’ve all but fallen off the planet since that fateful day when Ben got down on one knee and proposed to the cover model of Whores Illustrated.  Despite my gleeful (albeit pathetic) attempts to stay connected through … Continue reading