The Bachelor – Chris: Episode Four Recap

I have to be honest. You guys deserve at least that. So here it is: I spent more time browsing the internet for chicken thigh marinades through this episode than I did paying attention to every little detail like I normally do. Bad blogger. Naughty blogger. But really? Can you blame me? You’d think with … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Chris: Episode Three Recap

Are you there, God? It’s me, Babefromtheburbs, Thank you, God, for bringing the wonder that is Jimmy Kimmel into our lives, for one brief, fleeting moment.   Though his presence was brief, his legacy is everlasting. Honestly, where would we be without Jimmy? I’m already getting pretty bored watching Chris kiss everything with boobs – he … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Chris: Episode Two Recap

So before I get into last night’s episode, let me say off the top that I am devastated by Josh and Andi’s breakup. WTF. Who knows if cheating allegations on either side are true but I really had high hopes for these two. The only logical reason for the break-up has to be her DIY … Continue reading

The Bachelor – Chris: Episode One Recap

Fine. So I’m a lying liar. I said last season that if Chris was chosen as The Bachelor this time around that I was pulling the shoot. Not interested. Dead to me. Moving on with my life. Done. Fast forward a few months, and lo and behold, here I am, eating my words and blogging … Continue reading

The Bachelor Canada – Tim: Episode Seven Recap

I’ll be the first to admit that last night’s episode of The Bachelor Canada hit me (finally!) harder than previous episodes. For the first time this season, I felt myself feeling, well, feelings. I was happy for Trisha, playfully skating around her local Edmonton rink, as I reminisced about my first date with my high … Continue reading

The Bachelor Canada – Tim: Episode Five Recap

Sometimes, a blog post doesn’t need to delve deep into the issues. Sometimes it’s okay to just scratch the surface. You know when it’s okay? When things are glaringly obvious. Maybe not to the people trapped inside the TV, living their TV lives, unaware of the editing gods watching their every move and calculating how … Continue reading