Let me be clear. I had every intention of writing a blog post last week. Yes, it was going to be late, on account of my husband being out of town leaving me to handle mornings when I am usually blogging away at the crack of dawn, and my kids not exactly cooperating at bedtime … Continue reading »
The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode Two Recap
Let’s just call this episode White Boy Problems. Between the embarrassing rap video debacle and the general sense of competition between the guys to outshine each other with stories of disease, abandonment and neglect, it’s a wonder Dez isn’t throwing herself into an institution. Depressing much? Depressing indeed. Uh…but how about boring? Cuz that’s pretty … Continue reading »
The Bachelorette – Dez: Episode 1 (Season Premiere) Recap
Yee-HAW!!! I don’t know why I just said that. I’m not from the South. I don’t ride horses. I don’t own a lasso. I do however, own cowboy booties, and they’re really cute. Is that good enough? Perhaps I meant Giddy-up. As in let’s get this party started. As in, as long as you promise … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: The Grand Finale & After the Final Rose recap
And…scene. So there you have it. We can no longer simply ‘watch the finale’, people. Nosiree. We can no longer just put on our jammies, twist off that wine cap and settle in for a night of uterus-burning laptop fun. Now we have to participate in a ‘Bachelor event’. And apparently, a historic one at … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: The Women Tell All Recap
Well, now. What do we have here? Places everyone! Sixty year old lady in hot pink figure skating costume, complete with plunging neckline and sagging implants? You’ll do nicely in row number one. Disgruntled singletons perched atop tiny stools, crossing and uncrossing legs, in an effort to stay on said stools whilst avoiding cellulite patches … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Nine Recap
Well, what can I say? The dream is gone. I knew within a few minutes of the episode starting last night, that AshLee’s end was near. And it made me so, very, sad. I knew it as soon as they replayed all those beautiful moments between them – the blindfold, him carrying her, her talking … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Eight Recap
I remember when hometowns were fun. When they were a no holds barred, gun-wielding dad shit show riddled with small town American clichés. But somewhere along the way, people started using hometowns as an actual way to gauge their potential future success as a married couple, and now, some of the magic seems to be … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Seven Recap
Ding, dong the witch is dead! How many times have I typed that exact sentence, you ask? Too many. But also, not enough. Happy Valentine’s Week, peeps. If this shit doesn’t put you in the mood for love, what does? I’m proud to say that my gift this year was two-fold; 1) – my husband … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episodes Four, Five & Six Recaps.
Okay seriously, do you know how tired I am right now writing this? When I realized that I’d be blogging about not one, not two, but a surprise secret episode three the day after I get home from Mexico (at 4 AM!) and that it’s not on from eight to ten, but nine to eleven, … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Three Recap
So I think we all settled in last night, hoping, quite frankly for some good old fashioned girl-on-girl violence. Yet once again, we fall for those evil genius Bachelor editors and wait patiently for someone to toss Tierra down the stairs, only to find out that the loser slipped on her own for attention. I … Continue reading »
