And…scene. So there you have it. We can no longer simply ‘watch the finale’, people. Nosiree. We can no longer just put on our jammies, twist off that wine cap and settle in for a night of uterus-burning laptop fun. Now we have to participate in a ‘Bachelor event’. And apparently, a historic one at … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: The Women Tell All Recap
Well, now. What do we have here? Places everyone! Sixty year old lady in hot pink figure skating costume, complete with plunging neckline and sagging implants? You’ll do nicely in row number one. Disgruntled singletons perched atop tiny stools, crossing and uncrossing legs, in an effort to stay on said stools whilst avoiding cellulite patches … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Nine Recap
Well, what can I say? The dream is gone. I knew within a few minutes of the episode starting last night, that AshLee’s end was near. And it made me so, very, sad. I knew it as soon as they replayed all those beautiful moments between them – the blindfold, him carrying her, her talking … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Eight Recap
I remember when hometowns were fun. When they were a no holds barred, gun-wielding dad shit show riddled with small town American clichés. But somewhere along the way, people started using hometowns as an actual way to gauge their potential future success as a married couple, and now, some of the magic seems to be … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Seven Recap
Ding, dong the witch is dead! How many times have I typed that exact sentence, you ask? Too many. But also, not enough. Happy Valentine’s Week, peeps. If this shit doesn’t put you in the mood for love, what does? I’m proud to say that my gift this year was two-fold; 1) – my husband … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episodes Four, Five & Six Recaps.
Okay seriously, do you know how tired I am right now writing this? When I realized that I’d be blogging about not one, not two, but a surprise secret episode three the day after I get home from Mexico (at 4 AM!) and that it’s not on from eight to ten, but nine to eleven, … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Three Recap
So I think we all settled in last night, hoping, quite frankly for some good old fashioned girl-on-girl violence. Yet once again, we fall for those evil genius Bachelor editors and wait patiently for someone to toss Tierra down the stairs, only to find out that the loser slipped on her own for attention. I … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode Two Recap
Well, the minute episode two opened with a shot of Sean in the shower…and then working out…and then in the shower…and then sporting a fresh V-neck…I knew we were in for some deep romantic connections. And, I was right. Obviously. When am I not right? Right??? It was nice to settle into the tried and … Continue reading »
The Bachelor – Sean: Episode One Recap
I have to admit, it’s been a long time since I’ve gotten those Bachelor butterflies and when I settled in for the premiere of Sean’s season, to be honest I didn’t know what I was more excited about; another whole nine weeks (give or take) of pure, glorious, trash TV or the fact that my … Continue reading »
Thoughts on…stuff
I’ve been debating writing this post all week. Every time I’ve had a chance over these past few days, I tell myself to get going and write it. Not so much because Ashley and JP’s wedding is that big of a deal, but because, as you know, I make promises to myself (and to you) … Continue reading »
