The Bachelor Canada – Tim: Episode Five Recap

Sometimes, a blog post doesn’t need to delve deep into the issues. Sometimes it’s okay to just scratch the surface. You know when it’s okay? When things are glaringly obvious. Maybe not to the people trapped inside the TV, living their TV lives, unaware of the editing gods watching their every move and calculating how … Continue reading

The Bachelor Canada – Tim: Episode One Recap

I was all set to tweet out some sort of joke today about supporting the Canadian Entertainment Industry by watching The Bachelor Canada rather than encouraging Rob Ford, but then this whole tumour thing happened, and – what can I say? Total Buzzkill. Tonight’s season started off right on point, in traditional Bachelor fashion. Boy … Continue reading

Bachelor In Paradise – Episode One – #sorrynotsorry

So here’s the thing. I’m sitting here, drinking my wine, laptop perched, with all the good intentions in the world, as Chris Harrison, in his crisp powder blue suit welcomes us to paradise. With every arrival of the ‘contestants’, my fingers furiously travel across my keyboard, trying desperately to capture it all, while still allowing … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Episodes Seven and Eight Recap

Howdy ho there, kids! It’s your faaaavourite disappointment of a blogger! Today’s blog is brought to you by the phrase ‘you suck, Babe from the Burbs’, followed by the questions ‘have you written your blog yet, Bitch?’, or the ever meaner ‘where’s your fucking blog?’ Where’s your blog, Bitches? I don’t see you writing anything … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Six Recap

Well, the good news is that I stuck to my guns and only wrote two measly pages of notes for last night’s episode (pats herself on back). The even better news, is that despite minimal note-taking, there were some real gems to report on. So let’s get to it, shall we? For starters, does anyone … Continue reading