Bachelor In Paradise – Episode One – #sorrynotsorry

So here’s the thing. I’m sitting here, drinking my wine, laptop perched, with all the good intentions in the world, as Chris Harrison, in his crisp powder blue suit welcomes us to paradise. With every arrival of the ‘contestants’, my fingers furiously travel across my keyboard, trying desperately to capture it all, while still allowing … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Episodes Seven and Eight Recap

Howdy ho there, kids! It’s your faaaavourite disappointment of a blogger! Today’s blog is brought to you by the phrase ‘you suck, Babe from the Burbs’, followed by the questions ‘have you written your blog yet, Bitch?’, or the ever meaner ‘where’s your fucking blog?’ Where’s your blog, Bitches? I don’t see you writing anything … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Six Recap

Well, the good news is that I stuck to my guns and only wrote two measly pages of notes for last night’s episode (pats herself on back). The even better news, is that despite minimal note-taking, there were some real gems to report on. So let’s get to it, shall we? For starters, does anyone … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Five Recap

I’m going to try REALLY hard not to ramble on with 3,000 words worth of deep analysis for many reasons this week. Many reasons. Life is busy people – sure, it’s always busy, but lately – and maybe it’s the gorgeous weather calling to me, making me feel like I’m wasting every millisecond of precious … Continue reading

The Bachelorette – Andi: Episode Two Recap

Dear The Bachelorette, Thank you for reminding me that even though the drama is no doubt more entertaining on a season full of catty gold-diggers with throbbing biological clocks who ‘aren’t here to make friends’, there’s certainly something to be said for a room full of Casual Tuesday dudes wearing a range of hoodies, toques, … Continue reading